{Sixteen (44)} &diams I want your leather-studded KISS in the sand

[burnt_orangesky]

My garb appears to be composed entirely of raw meat.

[Pen taps]

I certainly hope this does not last very long. Aside from the fact that it will very soon start to smell rather horrible, I can well imagine animals will be following me about the Sphere for as long as I am forced to wear it. Aven certainly likes doing so.

That aside, did anyone else become plastered with bits of sticky paper that have 'Hi! My name is' along with varied [pause] occasionally quite rude name suggestions today?

-Fred

Comments

this is after his pull time so he actually has no idea for once!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

...MEAT?

Mine aren't rude, they're just insulting.

ahahah, awesome

[burnt_orangesky]

Indeed. Even my shoes are composed of it. Why someone would even make such a thing is beyond my comprehension.

So you also received them? Most intriguing.

[crimsonmischief]

Raw meat? Well... I suppose it would be useful if one was trying to bring as much food around as one possibly could...

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

What do your nametags say?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Bellflower is wearing a dead bird.

So did Youth. You following me here?

[burnt_orangesky]

...I suppose there is some small consolation in that I am not the only one wearing dead animals.

I believe I am.

[live_ringer]

Raw meat? ...I think you win. Or lose, as the case may be.

[burnt_orangesky]

Quite rude names, which I will not write down here, and some rather [pen taps] amusing ones, such as 'french fries' and 'cookies.' 'Limey' as well, for some reason.

[burnt_orangesky]

But why raw meat? It is hardly the most comfortable of things to wear directly next to one's skin.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[That amuses him, after she went and called him foodnames]

Maybe it finds you tasty. I wouldn't be surprised.

[crimsonmischief]

I must admit that I haven't the faintest clue.

Have you tried cooking parts of your outfit?

[burnt_orangesky]

Not as yet; I am not entirely certain something apparently meant to pass as an article of clothing would be good for a person to consume.

On that note, I am not entirely certain I can remove it at all.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I take it you've never heard of edible underwear.

[burnt_orangesky]

I am not entirely certain myself.

[A pen tap or two.]

Hopefully it will allow me to wear something over it, a long skirt perhaps. It does not cover as much as I would prefer.

[burnt_orangesky]

Edible--~~----~ [There would be exclamations here if this was spoken aloud. As it isn't, there's just a scrawl of ink that trails into a tear in the page.]

No. And I would really prefer it if you did not tell me, thank you all the same, Bell.

[spandexisyouth]

I like my outfit. I do not know why so many got outfits they do not like.

Yes. 'Guy' and 'Generic Male.'

[crimsonmischief]

I'm sure there are some that can be.

Though probably not in this case.

[burnt_orangesky]

Most amusing, yes.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, alright. If you insist.

[burnt_orangesky]

Perhaps the obvious answer is the correct one--that is, the Tree enjoys doing this sort of thing to us.

[burnt_orangesky]

I do.

[spandexisyouth]

It is the easy one, yes. I am sorry that you have one you do not like. Mine is spandex, but it is white, with sequins!

[burnt_orangesky]

I should hope not.

[Slight pause, in which she kind of hates herself for even thinking the following.]

Besides, it would be more efficient for that sort of thing if it were cooked meat, or perhaps a kind of candy.

[burnt_orangesky]

The easy answer, then.

I shall get used to it, given time.

[spandexisyouth]

Sometimes easy is good.

You will not be too cold?