{Nineteen} &diams It's another perfect day

[burnt_orangesky]

Has anyone else been having difficulty with their chairs? Mine start singing and moving about whenever I try to sit in them.

On a different note, does anyone know if the buffet that is currently occupying the Wilderness only consists of Earth food? I will get round to exploring it properly myself soon, I was just curious if anyone had discovered food that is obviously not from Earth.

[A slight pause]

-Fred

Comments

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

Chairs, Fred?

[burnt_orangesky]

Yes, chairs. Try sitting in one, please; I want to know if mine is an isolated event.

Translation: It is way too early for science.

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...Is this urgent, or may I get some coffee and a warning, first?

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

EARTH food?

[burnt_orangesky]

Yes, exactly.

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

What other kind of food is there?

[stonyfaced.livejournal.com]

Where's Earth? Doesn't sound like they were too creative with their naming scheme.

[burnt_orangesky]

The third planet in the Sol system, located in the outer spiral of the Milky Way galaxy. [Pause, pen taps.] Interesting. Of course, since we don't know where we are in relation to that, it doesn't really mean anything.

Perhaps not; but it is a name that seems to work well enough.

His world is a disc and is in permanent quasi-medieval stasis. XD DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[stonyfaced.livejournal.com]

[There's a moment of hesitation as he tries to figure it out and realizes that none of that made sense. At all.] Sorry, run that by me again? The what system in the... what?

[ice_echani]

Earth is the name of your homeworld?

[burnt_orangesky]

Definitely not. But the overwhelming majority of residents here seem to be Humans from Earth.

[ghost_of_00]

[jaggedy writing.]

I will retrieve food from the Wilderness.

These chairs are not normal.

00

[burnt_orangesky]

Thank you, 00. I anticipate we will all be making our meals from what the Wilderness is currently offering for the foreseeable future; do not worry about getting food for more than a few meals, we can always go back for more if we need it.

Yes, I think 'normal' is the last word that can be used to describe the way they are currently acting. 'Weird', 'strange', and 'decidedly odd' spring far more readily to mind when describing them.

[ghost_of_00]

Understood.

They sing, but they stop when the person stands. Do you think they are alive?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

The chairs are the most hilarious social experiment I've ever seen! The look on people's faces--priceless!

If you find a fruitcake in the wilderness, then you've found your alien food.

[burnt_orangesky]

You see Edensphere as one gigantic experiment, don't you? Not that I am saying you're wrong. And I admit, my own face must have been quite the picture the first time I sat down in one and it abruptly started singing about 'Meow Mix'.

Fruit... cake? That doesn't sound so bad, rather like some sort of dessert.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

There's some scary looking casserole shit, but I think still technically counts as "Earthly".

[burnt_orangesky]

...Perhaps I will avoid that, and thank you.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

No prob. So, uh, just curious. What kind of food is not from Earth?

/using his voice actor's songs for this :|b

[godsmajesty.livejournal.com]

Mine's [long pause] I think singing in my voice.

And how do you know it's only earth food?

XD nice! I wish Fred's actress sang stuff so I could do that.

[burnt_orangesky]

Really? How odd.

I [pause] that is a very good question, actually.

funny thing is, he used his singing voice for Stigmata, so it's perfect

[godsmajesty.livejournal.com]

It is. It's... a little strange, since I never even knew I could sing like that.

One of those things you know but just cant explain yet?

[sting-to-death.livejournal.com]

Where else would food be from?

[burnt_orangesky]

Somewhere other than Earth, of course.

[sting-to-death.livejournal.com]

That's rather vague. And impossible.