{Ten} &diams Just as the tide was flowin' in

So that everyone is informed:

I would not recommend going down to the Wilderness until it changes once again. Unless you feel you simply must go sunbathing; in that case, I would recommend taking someone you know, like, and trust [pause, a few pen taps] a great deal.

Also, please take care not to get lost there--rescue would be extremely embarrassing, for everyone involved.