{Eighteen (46)} &diams There's a yellow brick road/That we follow back home

[burnt_orangesky]

[Her writing is rushed, a little bigger than she would normally write, in her haste to get the words down on the page.]

What the bloody hell happened while I was away?

[A slight pause, and her next writing is almost calm.]

Precisely how long have I been away?

-Fred

[ooc: I'm assuming 00 was asleep when Fred got home.]

Comments

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Sure you will.

You were imagining things.

[spandexisyouth]

I shall!

I was not. You got up and had seconds. And ate them. And did not complain.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

And didn't die? It had to be some sort of fantasy you were having.

[spandexisyouth]

Obviously you did not die. And I do not fantasize about my cooking getting eaten!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[He's totally teasing, of course, and making it up just to piss you off, and because Fred's back and it's Fred's entry and so he has an audience.]

Yeah, I think you do. I swear I've heard you talking in your sleep about it. "Mm, yes, Genius. Eat my food. Like that, deep bites, yeah~"

[spandexisyouth]

That is not true! It cannot be true! You are making food sound... dirty!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Food is dirty.

[spandexisyouth]

Food is food. You eat it. It nourishes your body.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

And certain other things aren't good for your body?

[spandexisyouth]

What?

NICE ICON FAIL THERE.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Nothing, never mind.

Yeah, yeah, say it to someone who hasn't been up for like 24 hours straight now. <3

[spandexisyouth]

I am not sure what you were saying.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Gross.

[spandexisyouth]

That is what I thought!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

See! We are so not alike!

[spandexisyouth]

I did not say you were identical! Just that sometimes there was similarity!

/waits for Pen to make some porn joke about Gai having 'a type'

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Rare times!

Lol. Maybe when she gets online!

[spandexisyouth]

But sometimes!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

So Genius is your 'type,' too, hm, Gai-kun?

[spandexisyouth]

What? No! Similar! Not identical!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Maybe that will get you to swear off so many sugars and inappropriate starches and start eating healthy, hm?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Why is everyone so fixated on my diet lately?!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Because Gai is, so I have to hear about it.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh. He told you about that did he? I think there's a few holes in that theory but when I'm better I said I would take some blood samples to compare. Hey you wanna donate too?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Not especially.