{Eighteen (46)} &diams There's a yellow brick road/That we follow back home

[burnt_orangesky]

[Her writing is rushed, a little bigger than she would normally write, in her haste to get the words down on the page.]

What the bloody hell happened while I was away?

[A slight pause, and her next writing is almost calm.]

Precisely how long have I been away?

-Fred

[ooc: I'm assuming 00 was asleep when Fred got home.]

Comments

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Nothing happened at all. Nobody here but us chickens. Buck, buck.

[burnt_orangesky]

I see. And all the 'chickens' survived the zombies, I do hope?

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

And even slew a few! ... Tribble did a lot more work than I did, though.

[burnt_orangesky]

Most impressive.

I will be coming over for a visit after I ensure that Gai is not going to aggravate whatever injuries he has in his attempts to welcome me back.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

What can I say? It's part of my duty as a Guide to protect the cocoons and whatnot. Perform heroics.

Great, I'll make sure to fix something good for dinner.

[burnt_orangesky]

I am certain you will tell me all about it tonight.

Lovely, I look forward to it.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

There will be many tales of my thrilling heroics.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

In written form, I hope. With porn. Porn not with zombies.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

... you want me to write porn of myself?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

And Genius did even more. While getting naked with the captain of the Watch.

[burnt_orangesky]

[Ink blotch]

I beg your pardon?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Ask Genius. They invited me to watch, but I was a little late for the party.

[burnt_orangesky]

I shall as him, yes. [Because she's... almost certain you're making this up. Or at least telling it in a way that makes it sound dirty.]

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

And by watch he means 'carried us to safety after we almost died saving moronic women and children'.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, I forgot that part. Fantastic story.

[live_ringer]

If that's not complete bollocks, then I'm going to have to get the details from someone.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

You could ask Stoneface.

[live_ringer]

But asking Genius would likely yield the more amusing reaction.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Yeah who's the one that's running your lab reports, Mr. Action Jackson? Do you want your painkillers or not?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT! I knew this would come back to haunt me. At least tell them how we saved CHILDREN! Come on!

[spandexisyouth]

Wait. He was not teasing? You were na

I do not want to ask, I think.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

PANTS! I had my pants! Geez people. This is how rumors start.

Look. Long story short, I got cover in Zombie vomit. It had something in it, pheromones or maybe digested bits we shouldn't think about and it attracted all the other baddies so it was my brains or my shirt. I think I was justified.

[spandexisyouth]

I am glad that you still had pants. And Bell starts a lot of rumors, I think.

Oh. Yes. A shirt is something that can be lost.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Did you? I missed that part. I came in to you cuddling Stoneface.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

YES that was the whole point of being there instead of somewhere safe!!