{Nine (37)} &diams Well everybody loves a joke / But no one likes a fool

[burnt_orangesky]

Whomever tied my shoelaces into a knot this morning, it was not appreciated. Kindly do not enter my room without permission again.

[Pen taps]

Rogue, are you about?

[Slight pause]

Is everyone else [very small pause] alright?

-Fred

Comments

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

ITS BREAKFAST! NOT A STRIP TEASE!

[spandexisyouth]

WHY WOULD BREAKFAST BE A STRIP TEASE????????? I would not strip for you and you would not strip for me and neither of us would want that!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS MY POINT!!

Between us it would be breakfast, not anything sexual!

[spandexisyouth]

You and me! It does not have to be with you and Fred!

[1/2]

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

WHAT?!!

[2/2]

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

ITS NOT LIKE THAT!!!

[spandexisyouth]

Why not? This is another time that you have invited her over to breakfast, and I do not think you have invited anyone else.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

...Because I take YOU out for shaved ice,Derrick and I throw rocks off the islands and laugh when they hit birds and I WOULD hang out with Bell more if he would stop trying to ship me with everyone in the entire Sphere! WHY CAN'T BREAKFAST JUST BE BREAKFAST!

[spandexisyouth]

Oh, okay!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

OK!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that what it takes to get a date with you? And here I thought I had to buy you.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Shut up and buy me some french fries.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, so strip teases are reserved for lunch?

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

Lunch time strip teases? That's too early! Easier to do it just before dinner!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Dinner would be good. And then there's something for dessert.

...Book, right? Youth's brother?

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

Dessert is the best part.

Indeed. You must be Bell, correct?

[spandexisyouth]

I would warn you both about each other but since I would warn for the exact same things I do not think I need to.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

OMG there's TWO OF THEM!

[spandexisyouth]

Yes. And one is my partner and the other is my brother.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You're so boned.

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

Aww, where's the fun in that? You can still warn us!

[spandexisyouth]

Book, this is my partner Bell. He teases and makes comments like you do.

Bell, this is my brother Book. He makes comments like you do.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Ah, but it stops at comments?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I like to think so.

Yes.

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

Oh good, then we think the same thing on that, at least.