{Twenty-four} &diams

[burnt_orangesky]

After spending my day running around like a maniac, I end up in jail. I would very much like to know how Youth tapping me on the shoulder made me arrive here, but I suppose that explanation will have to wait a bit. Of course, I rather doubt I will ever find out the trick behind it, Edensphere being what it is. My best guess would be some sort of teleport [pen taps] though that isn't quite the right word.

I gave breakfast a miss and did not have time to stop for lunch. I don't suppose someone would be willing to bring me a sandwich?

I would settle for a jailbreak, if the sandwich is too much trouble.

[Pause]

Does anyone else feel that being in prison is strangely, horribly familiar?

-Fred

By the by, has anyone seen Pinky? She did not come home last night, and she was not there this morning when I woke.

[[ooc: the strikes are scratched out almost right away, but you can read it if you squint.]]

Comments

Fff, lol

[burnt_orangesky]

Wonderful to hear it.

So you are unwilling to bring me one out of the goodness of your hearts heart?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Is that a hint of jealousy in your pen strokes, woman-friend?

There is goodness but not that much. Anything that makes me leave the house that isn't necessary to my continual existence on this tree gets a tax levied on it.

...But I'll cut you a deal since we're friends. I'll get you some food if you agree to call everything by it's rightful name. That includes potato CHIPS.

[burnt_orangesky]

One day I will not be included in an event when you are. That day will be a fantastic day.

Very well. I will simply have to hope someone else is more willing to bring me food than you.

that's a really sad comment considering his 4th floor is friday

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

If that day ever comes, you will have mocking privileges. But for now I am King of the Sphere!

OH COME ON! Is it that much to swallow your pride? I'm being generous here. I wouldn't do this for anyone else. Except Derrick I guess.

I know :D *rubs hands together gleefully*

[burnt_orangesky]

I will be sure to remember that.

I call those things by the correct names! Just because we happen to have different dialects, I will not change the names I call things by! It would be too hard to remember to call 'biscuits' [pen taps, she's trying to remember the word] 'cookies', for example, and there are probably things I haven't even thought of yet that you call something entirely different.

you meanie. he's gonna be CRUSHED

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

But your dialect is funny and mocks starches everywhere.

[whine whine whine]

I mean how long do you think you're gonna be in there? A while right? A while without food. Is calling the bag chips really so hard in the face of hunger?

:P

[burnt_orangesky]

Your attempts to reason with me are failing miserably, just so you are aware.

I can stand being hungry for a short time. I would simply like to have a sandwich; it would make this whole affair easier to bear.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

...Yeah I thought as much.

It's not that bad is it? I thought you guys were having fun.

[He's not jealous of you. Nope. Nada.]

[burnt_orangesky]

Perhaps I would be having more fun if I was not having to avoid being captured, or forced to spend time in a prison when I fail at that. Both of those things are familiar in a way that makes me uncomfortable.

stop triggering his empathy damnit

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not your fault Youth is freakishly fit and has the hyperactivity of a five year old. Don't think of jail as a failure, think of it as safety. Those walls protect you from all the Youths' of the world.

[pause]

Hmm. We've talked so much I've gotten hungry. Our fridge is empty so I guess my continued survival depends on me walking to the marketplace and past the park.

I think I want sandwiches.

<3 She will now be nice to him when he winds up in the elevator on Friday

[burnt_orangesky]

Jail is not a safe place to be, though it is nice that I am able to sit down for more than five minutes at a stretch.

[Long pause]

If you mean you might have a spare sandwich, and perhaps you would give it to me since you just so happen to be walking this way... then thank you.

i'm sure he'll appreciate it eventually. when he's done having a melt down

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

It's not a real jail at least. Just a game.

I like peanut butter and jelly and apple juice. With those chocolate chip cookies that freaky guy with the dot in his forehead makes. The perfect meal. You?

[y halo thar cameo appearance of Crow. Also yes his eating habits are those of a 1st grader. It's canon. /sob]

Lol, poor Genius XD

[burnt_orangesky]

A game many of us have been forced to play. I cannot help but wonder, to what end are we playing it?

That sounds fine.

[Hey, he's bringing her food. She will not argue. Notice she didn't debate what a 'cookie' is XD]