{Nineteen (47)} ♦ He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land

[burnt_orangesky]

Whomever has been following me intermittently the past few days, your comments are irritating, highly distracting, and entirely unwarranted.

[Pen taps.] And do please stop rating my [pause] performance in the shower.

Comments

[burnt_orangesky]

I did secure the room! I checked most thoroughly that there was no one in the room with me after locking the door--the voices did not start up again until after I was in the shower.

I do not understand it, but I think they are not a threat. Just annoying. [...she doesn't really mind that someone saw her naked. She's just annoyed by the comments.]

[spandexisyouth]

[He'd be rather bothered if some random stranger saw him.]

So they managegd to unlock your bathroom door, or pass through the wall?

[burnt_orangesky]

I did not see the door open; I suppose they must have passed through the wall, or else that they were somehow intangible. [Thoughtful pause.] Or able to stick to the ceiling in some manner.

[spandexisyouth]

If you ever feel endangered, Fred, or threatened, please tell me. Or Bell. Or both. We will promptly assist you as best we can.

[burnt_orangesky]

The moment I feel physically threatened, I will go to either or both of you for help. For now the only thing they are attacking is my dignity, and I highly doubt there is anything you can do to help me protect that.

[spandexisyouth]

All right. I am sorry that I cannot do more.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

STRANGER DANGER! Watch out for the man in green spandex!

[spandexisyouth]

What? I am hardly a stranger to most people here!

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

I really really really wish I didn't.

[spandexisyouth]

I don't know what you mean, and why do you wish you didn't know what you mean?

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you don't know, so I dunno, do you know?

Noooobody cares.

[spandexisyouth]

I do not know. And so the answer is no.

Nobody cares about what?

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

He's a very confused ninja.

[spandexisyouth]

I am confused because you are being confusing!

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

Is Gai's secret ninja weapon "confusion"?

They're actually all trapped in a giant pokeball and the twist is they're all retired pokemon.

DAMN YOU ASH KETCHUM!

[spandexisyouth]

I do not think that would work very well.

[Pentaps. Maybe there's a clue here.] What is a pokemon?

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

You just want Bell to be a Bulbasaur so he has tentacles vines at his disposal.

And there was much sobbing that day.

[spandexisyouth]

That sounds very disturbing. I want Bell to be Bell.

But what is a pokemon?