{Nineteen (47)} ♦ He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land

[burnt_orangesky]

Whomever has been following me intermittently the past few days, your comments are irritating, highly distracting, and entirely unwarranted.

[Pen taps.] And do please stop rating my [pause] performance in the shower.

Comments

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

And what exactly were you performing, hm? And with whom? Or was this solo?

[burnt_orangesky]

[Blot. She should have known you'd take it that way...]

Singing! I was singing in the bloody shower.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[Of course!]

Oh? And what were you singing?

[spandexisyouth]

You have not been able to see them?

[burnt_orangesky]

[Pen taps.] I have not. They must possess the ability to render themselves invisible, else they would not have been able to be in the bathroom at the same time as I without my knowledge.

[spandexisyouth]

They are actually in your bathroom with you and you are still taking showers without securing the room or getting assistance in doing so???

[lingeringlegacy]

[She doesn't quite recognise this handwriting, and the person's name isn't written, but the testimony is just so appalling she had to comment.]

That sounds illegal! Can you identify the perpetrator?

...in her righteous indignation, Fred forgot to sign. This is not munfail at all. Yes.

[burnt_orangesky]

Unfortunately not; I do not recognize the voices, and I have yet to see their faces.

[lingeringlegacy]

Do you live in Section 1 or 2? [Hello there, assumption.] I am not sure what the local law says about peeping, but whoever they are need to be stopped.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure they sound like the voices in my boyfriend's head.

Those are the voices of my harem, they're just bitter because shower time is me time.

[burnt_orangesky]

[Pen tap] I do not have a boyfriend.

[ghost_of_00]

I cannot find them. The Haros don't detect anything.

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[burnt_orangesky]

It's quite the puzzling mystery. Perhaps they are ghosts.

[ghost_of_00]

Ghosts?

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

Who you gonna call?

Ms Pac Man obviously.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

You, too? I thought the shower would be safe at least, but apparently not.

[burnt_orangesky]

Ah. I am unsure if I should be relieved or disturbed that I am not the only one experiencing this issue.

[cathar-jedi.livejournal.com]

You are being followed?

[burnt_orangesky]

Indeed. By what sounds like two or three people, who continually mock my words, my actions, and my clothing, among other things.

[live_ringer]

You're at the mercy of the invisible peanut gallery, too? I thought they were annoying, but had no idea they were that invasive.

[burnt_orangesky]

It would seem that no place is a safe haven from them. [And she's SO VERY RELIEVED that Gene is suffering from them too, but. Y'know. That seems mean to actually say.]

MST3K fan in the house

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

All I want to know is, who is Mike and why does his voice sound so freak'n familiar?!

Hee!

[burnt_orangesky]

One of the beings following me, it would seem. As for that... perhaps you have heard it somewhere before?

[crimsonmischief]

Your performance in the shower~?

[burnt_orangesky]

[Why hello there, Bell's twin-in-pervness.]

I believe I already answered that question.