{Nineteen (47)} ♦ He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land

[burnt_orangesky]

Whomever has been following me intermittently the past few days, your comments are irritating, highly distracting, and entirely unwarranted.

[Pen taps.] And do please stop rating my [pause] performance in the shower.

Comments

gonna make Tom blue for easier identification

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

Get Girls Gone Wild!--Edensphere Edition! for only $29.95! Includes such hot babes as Bellflower, Rosalind and Veda!

Genius' porno radar was jammed as a child. Now it only picks up inappropriate starches and Tribbles.

CPA! I love CPA! They have the best peperoni and sausage pizzas.

That's CPK, Mike.

Ok, works for me! =D

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

But Veda's Where can I pick that up?

Maybe that's porn for him. Who knows.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I know. ♥

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

You know what I don't get? They're stuck in a Tree, in Treehouses, under glass, with plenty of electricity, video games and cameras...and nobody's created home videos?

It's a well known fact that Trees are notoriously camera shy.

I hear they're gonna hire David Bowe to play Bell and William Shatner's toupee to play Tribble.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I'm still figuring out my laptop computer apple thing. But the camera on that is a little too...stationary for me. Any suggestions?

As long as this David Bowie guy's willing to play the sex scenes, I could be ok with that.

[spandexisyouth]

There is the SONY. But I think you would need cables.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

The what? Isn't Sony the name on the TV?

[spandexisyouth]

It is also the thing I took from the wilderness when I went there upon re-meeting Rauxes! It seemed like it was making a fitness movie, but when I got it home it did not do as much.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that what's in the box in the closet?
Maybe we can find something to make it work.

[spandexisyouth]

It is. I do not know what else to call it. Perhaps we can! It was confusing.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

We'll ask Genius. He as a thing for electronics.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

Bell wanted to make sweet sweet love to a computer and Gai was just too fleshy for his tastes.

Then Genius runs in--"Bowie Sensei! I'm tired of potato chips--I want to learn how to make love to a real man!"

[spandexisyouth]

No.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Mm, well, the computer can be nice and warm on my lap...

I offered him lessons, but he refused.

[interveningly.livejournal.com]

I am not a girl.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

"I'm a she-male, get it right!"

Is everyone in this Tree Saturday Night's Pat?!

[interveningly.livejournal.com]

I am biologically male.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

"It's only my wardrobe that says otherwise."

[interveningly.livejournal.com]

Clothing is an object. It has no gender.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

So when Veda filled out paperwork, his body checked Male and his cardigan checked Other.

You shouldn't make fun of Edensphere's first transsexual synthetic fibers.

[interveningly.livejournal.com]

It is wool.

Fiber can have neither sex nor gender.

/threadjack

[burnt_orangesky]

[...she thinks she knows why this writing looks so familiar now. A pen tap.] I am afraid that logic does not seem to do anything but encourage their nonsense.

Veda is like 'BUT SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET'

[interveningly.livejournal.com]

Their statements are incorrect. This must be remedied.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

Edensphere's such a diverse community! With she-males and transgendered sheep, living together in harmony.