{Nineteen (47)} ♦ He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land

[burnt_orangesky]

Whomever has been following me intermittently the past few days, your comments are irritating, highly distracting, and entirely unwarranted.

[Pen taps.] And do please stop rating my [pause] performance in the shower.

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[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure they sound like the voices in my boyfriend's head.

Those are the voices of my harem, they're just bitter because shower time is me time.

[burnt_orangesky]

[Pen tap] I do not have a boyfriend.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

"I have five boyfriends, two girlfriends and an 00!"

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

00 now too, hm?

And who are your girlfriends, Fred? I wasn't aware of those.

Juliet and...?

[burnt_orangesky]

I was not aware I had any!

ooo, yeah, that makes sense.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

You should really keep better track of your harem, Fred, lest you misplace them.

Idk what the other one is... Bastet maybe. Since they already share so much of their harems

[burnt_orangesky]

You are encouraging these people with that kind of talk.

hawt!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

How is this any different from how I normally write?

[burnt_orangesky]

I have invisible people questioning my sex life today.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Join the club.

They could be referring to Composer, too :|a

[burnt_orangesky]

I think everyone in Edensphere already has.

lol

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I hope there're no membership dues.

[burnt_orangesky]

We are already paying a price by being forced to listen to this nonsense. I should hope that is 'membership dues' enough.