{Nineteen (47)} ♦ He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land

[burnt_orangesky]

Whomever has been following me intermittently the past few days, your comments are irritating, highly distracting, and entirely unwarranted.

[Pen taps.] And do please stop rating my [pause] performance in the shower.

Comments

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

And what exactly were you performing, hm? And with whom? Or was this solo?

[burnt_orangesky]

[Blot. She should have known you'd take it that way...]

Singing! I was singing in the bloody shower.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[Of course!]

Oh? And what were you singing?

...hell if I know what she was singing :\

[burnt_orangesky]

That is not important, Bell.

she put words to the DW theme. Totally. Or something.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Well, it might have factored in their rating of your performance.

*giggles* and righteous indignation is a go!

[burnt_orangesky]

These [pause] people have the brazen gall to come into my house, sneak into my bathroom, and watch me in the shower, and they think they have the right to critique my choice of song? [Ink blot of RAEG.]

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Apparently so.

They should just be glad for the good visuals and ignore the audio if it's not up to their standards.

[burnt_orangesky]

...I suppose I shall have to take that as a compliment.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Go right ahead.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

Who are you Simon Fuller?

Next Time on Edensphere's Got Talent, we listen to the sweet falsetto of ninjas in heat.

I thought her rock opera version of Rubber Ducky was the best song of the night.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Who?

Falsetto? Well, if listening is what gets you off, then by all means. It's not like I can stop you.

...I'm not even going to ask.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

Silly ninja, the Tree sees and hears everything.

He's just jealous because his porno senses have a 4% lower radius.

I don't know if I want a Tree watching me do the nasty.

Mike's just jealous because the Tree has bigger wood.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Does it record it as well? If you do, I'd love to have a copy.

4% less is still 100% better than some.

So, Mike, are you part of the CPA, or just another resident of the Sphere?

gonna make Tom blue for easier identification

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

Get Girls Gone Wild!--Edensphere Edition! for only $29.95! Includes such hot babes as Bellflower, Rosalind and Veda!

Genius' porno radar was jammed as a child. Now it only picks up inappropriate starches and Tribbles.

CPA! I love CPA! They have the best peperoni and sausage pizzas.

That's CPK, Mike.

Ok, works for me! =D

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

But Veda's Where can I pick that up?

Maybe that's porn for him. Who knows.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I know. ♥

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

You know what I don't get? They're stuck in a Tree, in Treehouses, under glass, with plenty of electricity, video games and cameras...and nobody's created home videos?

It's a well known fact that Trees are notoriously camera shy.

I hear they're gonna hire David Bowe to play Bell and William Shatner's toupee to play Tribble.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I'm still figuring out my laptop computer apple thing. But the camera on that is a little too...stationary for me. Any suggestions?

As long as this David Bowie guy's willing to play the sex scenes, I could be ok with that.

[spandexisyouth]

There is the SONY. But I think you would need cables.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

Bell wanted to make sweet sweet love to a computer and Gai was just too fleshy for his tastes.

Then Genius runs in--"Bowie Sensei! I'm tired of potato chips--I want to learn how to make love to a real man!"

[interveningly.livejournal.com]

I am not a girl.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

"I'm a she-male, get it right!"

Is everyone in this Tree Saturday Night's Pat?!

[interveningly.livejournal.com]

I am biologically male.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

"It's only my wardrobe that says otherwise."