{Nine (37)} &diams Well everybody loves a joke / But no one likes a fool

[burnt_orangesky]

Whomever tied my shoelaces into a knot this morning, it was not appreciated. Kindly do not enter my room without permission again.

[Pen taps]

Rogue, are you about?

[Slight pause]

Is everyone else [very small pause] alright?

-Fred

Comments

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Fred, Qi, and you, too? He does get around.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

For the last time!

I CAN LIKE SOMEONE WITHOUT IT BEING SEXUAL!!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Did I mention sex?

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Why else would he want to unwrap someone like a present?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh God why did you ask that?

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Because I want to know.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

You're too related to Simon to know!

He'll kill me! And probably not gently.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Simon is sick. His head swims and he can't watch the ink dance.

[ There's a pause and the rest comes across the page in a rush. ]

You say that because you think I'm young and you forget that intent is broadcast to me on all channels at all hours from nearly ALL PARTIES. You forget and I remind you that I am interested in why you would want that. Not why anyone else would.

Read.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I think that would be a better question for Genius. Though, first, it might help if he figures out of he prefers Youth exposed or covered very well.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

You know the meaning inside - covered enough that everything is very clearly defined. It makes Pénghoú twitchy.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure very clearly defined Youth does make Pénghoú very twitchy.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

He's yours so you are not twitchy.

[spandexisyouth]

And now I am confused again. This is not very nice. Are you saying ... I do not even know what you are saying.

[spandexisyouth]

Not me! You are the only one that wants m I am interested in!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Uh huh, sure. I expect you'll be invited to breakfast soon enough.

[spandexisyouth]

I do not think so. And that is fine.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

You don't want breakfast with the Man-twins?

[spandexisyouth]

That is not what you mean by invited to breakfast. I think.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

ITS BREAKFAST! NOT A STRIP TEASE!

[spandexisyouth]

WHY WOULD BREAKFAST BE A STRIP TEASE????????? I would not strip for you and you would not strip for me and neither of us would want that!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS MY POINT!!

Between us it would be breakfast, not anything sexual!

[spandexisyouth]

You and me! It does not have to be with you and Fred!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, so strip teases are reserved for lunch?

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

Lunch time strip teases? That's too early! Easier to do it just before dinner!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Dinner would be good. And then there's something for dessert.

...Book, right? Youth's brother?