{Nine (37)} &diams Well everybody loves a joke / But no one likes a fool

[burnt_orangesky]

Whomever tied my shoelaces into a knot this morning, it was not appreciated. Kindly do not enter my room without permission again.

[Pen taps]

Rogue, are you about?

[Slight pause]

Is everyone else [very small pause] alright?

-Fred

Comments

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

UGH. I hate you. Mind bleach. Need some.

Considering I saw nobody enter the house for the past several hours I highly doubt it. Besides that, not the kind of thump you're thinking of, Oh Great Ninja Perv. Think shoe hitting the wall. Or...possibly a dead body, who knows. I'll deny this entire conversation the moment he gets his journal back.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I think I gave the kid all of our stock of it.

There are other points of entry to your house than the front door, I'm sure. But, well, if the house starts to smell strongly in the next couple of days, you can probably assume dead body.

[spandexisyouth]

I do not understand. What did you give Lotus?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[Return of the arrow! Remember? Arrow is drawn up to where Genius wrote "Mind bleach." and it is circled.]

[spandexisyouth]

I can read. But I do not understand what mind bleach is.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Well, you know what bleach does, right? Imagine something that has the same effect on your mind.

A metaphor.

[spandexisyouth]

How do you give someone all of your stock of metaphor?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[headdesk]

Mind bleach, the phrase itself, is a metaphor.

[spandexisyouth]

But you said that you gave it to Lotus and if it does not exist then you were just saying that you did?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Not literal.

/so much fail

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

That poor kid's gonna grow up so warped.

Well there's the windows but only Qi breaks in like that.

But Genius is a good fail!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Probably. Then again, consider who his father is.

Oh? Does she regularly drop in on you? And here I thought she was a little young for you.

oh shit here comes pedo-bear

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

...Point taken.

Yes she-- [asdkfsjdflaks] SHE VISITS. God I just walked right into that.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Yes, you did. You have only yourself to blame.
What do you two do on her 'visits'? Play boardgames?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I am hanging my head in shame.

We talk, paint, read, hang out. Plot to take over the Sphere.

I can just feel your judgment through the paper. Stop that.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Plotting, and you leave me out? I am offended.

You need thicker paper, clearly.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Plotting is best. He's decent at chess. I'm better at Go.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I'm getting better!

Also taco truck plots. Ya need to get on that, Star friend. Spread the joy of Mexicana.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

You're getting better.

It's almost done.

somebody doesnt know he's expected to help

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

We should try 3D chess next. I'd have to make the board though.

Sweet. I get to be the first customer right?

[spandexisyouth]

What? I am not warped! There is nothing wrong with me!

yeah im out of material here

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

GREEN. SPANDEX.

[spandexisyouth]

That is not warped! That is practical!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

It's a fashion nightmare! You can be practical and not so...exposed.

[spandexisyouth]

I am not exposed! I am covered from my neck to my feet!