{Nine (37)} &diams Well everybody loves a joke / But no one likes a fool

[burnt_orangesky]

Whomever tied my shoelaces into a knot this morning, it was not appreciated. Kindly do not enter my room without permission again.

[Pen taps]

Rogue, are you about?

[Slight pause]

Is everyone else [very small pause] alright?

-Fred

Comments

You called?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's just sad. That trick doesn't normally work unless you're IN your shoes and I know you're not THAT oblivious. EPIC FAIL.

Also define "alright".

Derrick lost his journal somewhere so he's hiding in his room and pretending to be a writer. Occasionally I hear thumps in there. I realllllllly don't want to know.

We're the anti social house! :D

[Derrick God-modded with Shuri's permission]

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

The kind of thumps we should be worried about, or the kind that we should congratulate him on later?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

UGH. I hate you. Mind bleach. Need some.

Considering I saw nobody enter the house for the past several hours I highly doubt it. Besides that, not the kind of thump you're thinking of, Oh Great Ninja Perv. Think shoe hitting the wall. Or...possibly a dead body, who knows. I'll deny this entire conversation the moment he gets his journal back.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I think I gave the kid all of our stock of it.

There are other points of entry to your house than the front door, I'm sure. But, well, if the house starts to smell strongly in the next couple of days, you can probably assume dead body.

[spandexisyouth]

I do not understand. What did you give Lotus?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[Return of the arrow! Remember? Arrow is drawn up to where Genius wrote "Mind bleach." and it is circled.]

[spandexisyouth]

I can read. But I do not understand what mind bleach is.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Well, you know what bleach does, right? Imagine something that has the same effect on your mind.

A metaphor.

[spandexisyouth]

How do you give someone all of your stock of metaphor?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

[headdesk]

Mind bleach, the phrase itself, is a metaphor.

/so much fail

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

That poor kid's gonna grow up so warped.

Well there's the windows but only Qi breaks in like that.

But Genius is a good fail!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Probably. Then again, consider who his father is.

Oh? Does she regularly drop in on you? And here I thought she was a little young for you.

oh shit here comes pedo-bear

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

...Point taken.

Yes she-- [asdkfsjdflaks] SHE VISITS. God I just walked right into that.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Yes, you did. You have only yourself to blame.
What do you two do on her 'visits'? Play boardgames?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

I am hanging my head in shame.

We talk, paint, read, hang out. Plot to take over the Sphere.

I can just feel your judgment through the paper. Stop that.

[enchainement.livejournal.com]

Plotting is best. He's decent at chess. I'm better at Go.

[spandexisyouth]

What? I am not warped! There is nothing wrong with me!

yeah im out of material here

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

GREEN. SPANDEX.

[burnt_orangesky]

Is that how it is supposed to be? No, but the laces were so knotted it took me nearly ten minutes to untangle them.

That you are still here is enough.

Tell him to go out and get some fresh air, it's a lovely day.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Right you reach down, tie the laces together and when the person stands up--BAM! They trip and fall. Grade school level prank.

Ah. Yup still alive and kicking. YOU still owe me breakfast.

Seriously you do NOT want to interrupt Derrick when he's in his process. That's just asking for a boot to the head.

[burnt_orangesky]

How childish.

I had nearly forgotten. Did you want to do that any day in particular?

I shall take your word for it, then.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Yeah I guess. Who'd you piss off lately?

Whenever works so long as I get coffee. I can't function without it. I hope you're not an early riser.

Wise choice. He just shouted something incomprehensible. I am shutting my door now.

[burnt_orangesky]

No one that I can think of off-hand.

I am, but I can wait until a later time to schedule breakfast. I have morning sessions with Youth to go to, in any case; I never eat breakfast before those. Perhaps 7 or 7:30?

Shouted something? Most strange.

yeah he reguarly goes to bed anywhere between 3-5am

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Well if it were anyone else I would just shrug it off. But yeah. Try barricading your door?

THAT'S LATER?! I mean--what? What's up with that? You're just as bad as Youth! What are you, a senior citizen? There's no early bird special is there?

He's writing. I don't ask. It's tough to share space with an artist.

Ahahaha

[burnt_orangesky]

Not a bad notion, though a bit of an inconvenience for me. I will see if any other annoyances occur before I try that.

I suppose we could always have brunch; that would put the time-frame closer to 10 or 11. [Ignoring the rest of it because it's Genius-speak and she doesn't get it.]

I see.